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#1 Most Wanted Sports Fugitive

OUTLANDISH ABUSE OF OFFICE; CONSPIRACY TO "CONTRACT HIT" THE TWINS & EXPOS; SPORTS FAN PERJURY; IMPERSONATING A LEAGUE COMMISSIONER; FIBBING TO CONGRESS; TAKING "LOANS FROM SHARKS;" LINKING R.I.C.O. & M.L.B.; KILLING THE FUN OF THE 2002 ALL-STAR GAME; SHOOTING HIS MOUTH OFF DAILY; THE NERVE TO KEEP PETE ROSE OUT OF THE HALL!

BUD SELIG

Commish
Usual appearance
"Baseball's Fool"		 OH I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!
Known disguise
"Baseball's Commissioner"
Aliases: "Bugsy Selig," "Bud da Ball Breaker," "NON-throwin' Commish," "Bud Lite," "ONLY man to cancel the World Series," "ONLY man to call an All-Star Game without ANY rain," "Pete's Punk," "R.I.C.O. Swarae"

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth: Unknown Hair: Dyed
College: Unknown Eyes: Closed TIGHTLY
Height: 6'2" Complexion: White as a ghost
Weight: A buck fifty at best Sex: Male
Build: None
Occupation: Running Major League Baseball into the ground Race: Caucasian
Nationality: American as "apple pie with a worm in it"
Scars and Marks: If you look REALLY close, you can see tiny blinds over his eyes.
Remarks:  Suffers from CHRONIC case of “It's GOOD to be the KING-Itis, despite having a little bat and always playing small ball.

CAUTION

SELIG IS BEING SOUGHT IN CONNECTION WITH: 1. NO REMORSE FOR CANCELLING THE 1994 WORLD SERIES; 2. NO REGARD FOR THE GAME; 3. NO RESPECT FOR THE FANS; 4. NO SENSE OF COMPROMISE; 5. MAKING A BIGGER MESS FOR BASEBALL THAN THE BIG MESS HE MADE WITH PETE ROSE! [NOTE: STILL WANTED FOR THAT MESS.]; 6. FORGETTING HE WAS "UNDER OATH!"

CONSIDERED ARMED WITH A LOADED, DOUBLE-BARREL EGO AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SINCE THE BREWERS ARE BASEBALL'S MOST PROFITABLE TEAM!

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REWARD

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