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Former #1 Most Wanted Sports Fugitive

UNLAWFUL HOLDOUT OF A SIGNED PLAYER; CONSPIRACY TO BE THE HIGHEST PAID RECEIVER IN THE NFL; IMPERSONATING A "PROFESSIONAL" ATHLETE; CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW HOLMGREN REGIME; ACCESSORY TO "AGENT EXTORTION"

JOEY GALLOWAY

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Usual appearance
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Known disguise
Aliases: Joey Stayaway, Joey Gallow$way, Joey Goneaway, Jackass Joey, Hangman Joe, Joker Galloway, Last season's 27th best receiver

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth: 11/20/71 Hair: Black
College: Ohio State Eyes: Dollar Signs
Height: 5'11 Complexion: Dark
Weight: 188 pounds Sex: Unknown
Build: Medium
Occupation(s): Madden 2001 Consultant Race: Black
Nationality: American
Scars and Marks: EXTREMELY BIG HEAD...REALLY BIG!
Remarks:  Suffers from CHRONIC case of I-Gotta-Be-The-Man-Itis!

CAUTION

GALLOWAY IS BEING SOUGHT IN CONNECTION WITH HAVING LESS HEART FOR THE GAME THAN THE TIN MAN, LESS GUTS FOR GOING ACROSS THE MIDDLE THAN THE COWARDLY LION, LESS OF A BRAIN FOR UNDERSTANDING THE TERM "SIGNED CONTRACT" THAN THE SCARECROW, AND MORE OF A DESIRE TO BE AT HOME THAN DOROTHY! OH YEA, HE FORGOT TO SET HIS WATCH TO MIKE HOLMGREN'S "NOW TIME!"

CONSIDERED ARMED WITH A LOADED, DOUBLE-BARREL EGO AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS IF HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT WHY HE'S BETTER THAN ANTONIO FREEMAN!!!!!!

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON (or others), PLEASE CONTACT THE
Fans Bureau of Instigation

REWARD

WeTheFans.com is offering NO reward for information leading directly to the explanation of Joey's disappearance. It's just Internet Satire!

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