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#3 Most Wanted Sports Fugitive

MESSING WITH THE METS; UNLAWFUL PISSING EVERYONE OFF; CONSPIRACY TO HIJACK A PLANE; IMPERSONATING A BASEBALL FAN; CONSPIRACY TO ROB AN MLB FRANCHISE; ACCESSORY TO "PRICE FIXING"

SCOTT BORAS

Boreass

Aliases: ARLI$$, Rod's Rod, Agent 86, Al Caboras, The Grinch that stole Alex, Biggie Balls, Gillick's Thorn

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth: Unknown Hair: Falling out
College: Unknown Eyes: Shifty
Height: 6' Complexion: Green
Weight: 200 lbs. Sex: Male
Build: Medium
Occupation: Strong Arm Artist Race: Caucasian
Nationality: American
Scars and Marks: Shiner from Mets GM
Remarks:  Suffers from CHRONIC case of Anxious Agent Syndrome

CAUTION

BORAS IS BEING SOUGHT IN CONNECTION WITH PUSHING BASEBALL SALARIES OVER THE BRINK!

CONSIDERED ARMED WITH A LOADED, 9MM EGO AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS WHEN CLOSE TO A DEAL

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON (or others), PLEASE CONTACT THE
Fans Bureau of Instigation

REWARD

WeTheFans.com is offering NO reward for information leading directly to the explanation of Boras' disappearance. It's just Internet Satire!

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