Home Plate
Posted Monday/July 29, 2002; 10:12 p.m. PDT
2. Ryan Leaf PUNKED OUT.
3. Ryan Leaf FESSED UP he doesn't have the heart for pro football, is never gonna have the heart for pro football, and can't play pro football.
3. Ryan Leaf HEISTED almost $20 million trying to play pro football.
4. Ryan Leaf is the poster boy for "Rookie MINIMUM/INCENTIVE Contracts" in pro football.
5. Ryan Leaf MISSED the golden opportunity of saying, "You're not gonna have Ryan Leaf to kick around anymore."
6. Ryan Leaf is "kickin' it" with $20 million of FANS' MONEY.
7. Ryan Leaf, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING BACK!
8. Ryan Leaf just may be the second jackass that shouts "ONLY IN AMERICA!" every chance he gets!
1. Ryan Leaf DID NOT retire.
Buh-bye!
Rest in peace.
Just go away.
And
that's
all
we
have
to
say
about
it!